Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The King's Speech


The King's Speech sucked. Simple as that. I can sum up the entire movie in a short paragraph:
Man stutters. Man gets speech coach. Man and speech coach fall in love. Man becomes king. Man delivers speech.

Bored yet? I don't give two shits about a king who can't speak right. And to make matters worse, the ending speech wasn't even that good. He still stuttered and kept having to pause between words.

And don't give me this shit about how it was cinematically excellent because no one really gives a damn about that. Basically, whoever wrote this script just took the smallest, most uninteresting thing to ever occur in history and jotted it down during their two-hour morning-shit.

This movie is for senior citizens. It's just a great big fucking yawn fest waiting to happen. If you're looking for a good nap, go see this movie, because I promise you the best two hours sleep you'll ever get.

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