Babel

Babel sucked ass. It was boring as fuck and I hated almost every minute of it.

The only slightly exciting parts were when the retarded japanese girl flipped her skirt, took drugs, or some other crazy shit. Other than that, the film was garbage and a waste of time and air.

Cate Blanchett was a real bitch too. Her character wouldn't stop bitching about germs and needles and other shit. It was a good thing she got shot early on, because that shit got old fast.

The plot was supposed to follow four separate families of different ethnicities and languages. The problem was that they picked the four most boring fucking families on the planet. And of course, one of them was an illegal immigrant in the U.S. Big Fucking Surprise.

Also, there were numerous plot holes. First of all, there are no ambulances, doctors, hospitals, even a band-aid or alcohol in Morocco. It was all lies. The only truth is that MOROCCO = SHIT.

Plus the pervert director made us watch the little Moroccan fuck masturbate over his sister. This didn't add shit to the story and it was fucked up.