Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Avatar


James Cameron: Total Douchebag.

James Cameron completely stole Pocahontas. No question about it. He probably sat his old fat ass down, watched Pocahontas, took a shit, and then rewrote Pocahontas and named it Avatar.

Even with the plagiarism it was a shitty storyline. Everything was predictable. I saw the movie without 3D, so there were no "cool effects" or any shit like that and it sucked tits.

I heard there was supposed to be a special exclusive screening of Avatar that included smell-o-vision, so you could smell whatever was on the screen at the time. And basically it smelled like James Cameron's shit the entire movie.

Although, I have to admit that Sigourney Weaver was a babe in this film. NOT. She was an ugly fucking troll who is way too old to be acting.

James Cameron thought he could get away with presenting the world with a huge pile of shit and calling it a bouquet of roses. In other words, Avatar is basically just a big dick-slap to the face.

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